+39 One of the few ways people realize their diet is bad is when they have a painful pooping experience. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Pooping isn't supposed to be excruciating and take 45 minutes? Yeah right, next you'll tell me piss isn't supposed to smell sweet or have a red tint.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

So that was the second time I swallowed a green pine cone.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Reading this as I took such hot poo

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

I spend every morning on the toilet fighting for my goddamn life. I refuse to change my diet, caffeine powder and zyn is what keeps me functioning.

by reynoldspearlie 2 weeks ago

Metamucil, my friend, will be your magic carpet ride to porcelain nirvana.

by strackealyson 2 weeks ago

Maybe I should check that out. Thanks for the recommendation. Like, seriously.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Powder not the gummies. Once per day in the morning. Give it a couple of days to work. Soft, easy, regular, minimal wiping poops are in your future!

by strackealyson 2 weeks ago

And all the straining creates pockets in your colon, which is called diverticulosis, which can lead to diverticulitis.

by Difficult-Fan-7046 2 weeks ago

As a person who lives with diverticulitis and colon polyps, you are correct. I celebrated when my gastroenterologist told me I didn't have to have a colonoscopy for three years. Prior to that, I had been having them every year.

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

dude, 6'1, 170 eating like that? this is a 16 year old

by Anonymous 2 weeks ago

Might not be too late if that's the case, otherwise, rip

by Same_Reveal 2 weeks ago

I'm 32, 6'0, eat like that and weigh anywhere between 127-134 pounds, and have since college. I drink heavily and work an office job. Some bodies are weird

by Sebastian77 2 weeks ago

Hi I'm him 10 years from now. Can confirm.

by LettuceDisastrous 2 weeks ago