+45 Most dogs spend their entire lives waiting to protect you from something that never comes. amirite?

by Raujeromy 1 week ago

mine spends its entire life waiting for dinner

by arielle46 1 week ago

Yeah, that's because your good boi protected you from it.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

"Hey doggy, what's your job." "I get rid of bad guys." "Oh you get rid of bad guys do you? That's so cute…" "Have you seen any bad guys around here lately?" "No…" "You're welcome."

by Anonymous 1 week ago

My dog was sliding down sand dunes like a toddler the other day the most he's protected me from was my own shadow😂

by Deep_Helicopter_1745 1 week ago

To say dogs just wait, seems unfair, They live full lives with much to share. Protection's just part, Of their loyal heart, They give love, joy, and tender care.

by IcyDescription3016 1 week ago

Bro is making a novel

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That was pretty fast though

by Anonymous 1 week ago

why are you doing this? (your pfp)

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I woke up and chose violence.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

He's using chatGPT

by Toylittel 1 week ago