Since the Marines are The Few, The Proud... their marches are technically pride marches. amirite?

It's all good though, I have boot bands on.

by berenice46 1 week ago

Joining the Marines is the gayest thing a straight man can do.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Right? Have you met us? We're gay as hell

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Ooh rah

by Rlindgren 1 week ago

and when they eat crayons, they are tasting that rainbow

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'd argue that the Marines are gayer than a lot LGBTQ+ member. But it doesn't REALLY count, because we had boot bands on.

by berenice46 1 week ago

Almost sounds more masculine than "blousing straps", almost.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It was the gayest homophobic organization I was ever part of.

by vhansen 1 week ago

Full Metal Jacket has the mad Gunnery Sergeant Hartman asking a bunch of the guys if they're queer. And now I have to wonder what would happen if someone had said yes with a big smile.

by Nleannon 1 week ago

They'd have gotten beaten. Also he was a Gunnery Sergeant.

by vhansen 1 week ago

Of course, but I'm like imagining if they were a manic pixie dream marine who doesn't let the beatings get them down

by Nleannon 1 week ago

They'd keep beating him until they broke him obviously. He'd never graduate, spend the entire war training and being beaten then they'd probably discharge him as a failure and explain to all the patriots back home why he never got deployed for years

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Probably still a better deal than getting deployed to Vietnam

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I want to write a bardic ballad about this guy now

by Nleannon 1 week ago

The beard

by Wooden_Number1283 1 week ago

"We're here, we're part of the navy, get used to it"

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Sometimes, they're Fewnerals

by Primary-Respond 1 week ago

Only if they're Marines

by Lianasporer 1 week ago

Oh, oh, oh, I want to play too… Since judges wear robes at work, they're technically at a robe party. Since bankers deal with checks, they're technically checkers players. Since carpenters use nails, they're technically manicurists. Since butchers cut meat, they're technically sculptors. Since baristas press coffee, they're technically in the press industry. Since mail carriers deliver mail through sleet and snow, they're technically weathermen. Since firefighters use hoses, they're technically gardeners. Since bakers rise early to bake bread, they're technically part of the uprising. Since librarians check out books, they're technically hotel managers for books. Since truck drivers spend so much time on the road, they're technically nomads.

by mayertdorothy 1 week ago

Why?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Personal choice.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

This guy eats crayons

by abel93 1 week ago

A rainbow in the making?

by Glad-War 1 week ago