The average person may not exist, amirite?

I agree. Indeed the average person has one boob and one ball

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Slightly less than one boob and one ball actually

by Anonymous 1 week ago

There are more removals than extras though. You have to be special to be born with three, but any ol guy can lose one or two.

by TimeSignificance7429 1 week ago

Also less than two arms and two legs

by jacklynboyer 1 week ago

And half a penis.

by Silver_Interview 1 week ago

Less than half!

by Opening-Cell 1 week ago

Define half

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Half of a penis. Length don't matter, it'd be the stub, not the full pecker

by Opening-Cell 1 week ago

Slightly less than a full brain too

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Obviously I rounded the penis length up, the same way I do with my real one.

by Silver_Interview 1 week ago

So the average person is intersex?

by EarlyCondition 1 week ago

And half a brain

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The average person is an amalgamation of all the people

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Gross

by Aromatic-Ant 1 week ago

It's a little sticky, I'll grant you, but you get used to it

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Nah, that's Human Instrumentality Project

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You mean like the Human Centipede?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Bend over and I'll show you. Lol

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Okay Shinji

by CheapEnergy5403 1 week ago

His name is Not Sure

by clairehickle 1 week ago

On average, his name is Mohammed.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Shut up Fogel

by Anonymous 1 week ago

i', , m not sure about that

by Embarrassed_Corner 1 week ago

I'm pretty sure that, on average, people exist.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's not the statement made

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Think about it this way: the average American family has 3.14 people. Have you ever met a family with exactly 3.14 people? Probably not, because that would be impossible. The same principle applies to the concept of the average person - it's a statistical construct that doesn't necessarily exist in the real world.

by lessievonrueden 1 week ago

I do have a few spare human parts in my home...

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You might even call them trophies Or souvenirs

by Anonymous 1 week ago

If you wanted something that more accurately reflects reality, since you're working with a big data set (everyone on earth) you should've used the median human, not average human. Or you could just round the average to the closest appropriate digit, in this case a whole number.

by judy51 1 week ago

Technically the median is also a type of average. What people typically call "the average", is actually the mean average

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The average American family must eat a lot of pi.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Came here to make pretty much the same joke, lol.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

U sure bout that?

by ObjectiveAd 1 week ago

I mean, I've been drinking, I could be wrong

by Anonymous 1 week ago

This is true if you include human genetic sequences that no one has

by Anonymous 1 week ago

they would have to be exceedingly average... and flexible. so yeah, ur probably right.

by No-Mango 1 week ago

The nonfiction book Humble Pi by Matt Parker has a section on this. Apparently there was a search for the average Australian, someone sought to find someone who met every criteria of the average Australian and found one. But Parker contacted that person and found out there was one criterion he didn't meet. I may have details mixed up, I'm going by memory of something I read a while ago

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Imo. Everyone is unique. But. There are some patterns that are more prevalent. So they would be easy to call average.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

~93% of all humans are dead. So you're absolutely right, the average person USED to exist; but no longer does

by Anonymous 1 week ago

if its a mean prob not but medians do exist

by FunAbbreviations 1 week ago

most importantly, the most average person is the most outstanding in regard of being average, suddenly making them not average at all anymore

by BetSoft 1 week ago

The average person has slightly less than 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 ears, 2 eyes, 2 nostrils etc..

by Anonymous 1 week ago

LeBron hasn't had his average game

by Streichethyl 1 week ago

Idk why, but it makes me think of Lebron James, who for a long time has had career averages of 27-7-7 and never once had that game.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Just get every person on earth, mix them real nice, put the amalgamation of flesh on a blender, freeze it, then cut exactly one 8 billionth of it.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Aww hey now, you may be way below average, but there's always hope you'll be somewhat average someday!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Pirates steal mad booty by convincing people they need help

by ChanceIngenuity 1 week ago

What a mean thing to say

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You are unique. Just like everyone else.

by okeefegunnar 1 week ago

Someone out there is probably the exact description of the average person but they just don't know it

by torpcheyenne 1 week ago

Which is why average is kinda dumb when it comes to practical statistics.

by Fit-Ninja-1021 1 week ago

The average amount of limbs has to be less than 4, right? I don't think this person would be what we would imagine as 'average' xD

by Anonymous 1 week ago

My first reading of this is that there might be more fictional characters than real people, so the average person is imaginary.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

But at the same time one of the traits of an average person is that he/she exists.

by larkinbillie 1 week ago

Depends on your definition of average

by Agitated_Gazelle2538 1 week ago