Women fake orgasms to have relationships, men fake relationships to have orgasms. amirite?

"Like men never use sex to get what they want." "How could we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!"

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

My favorite line from Frasier. Daphne was adorable!

by CapNo3136 4 weeks ago

But he didn't know what to do about tossed salad

by Corycasper 4 weeks ago

Or scrambled eggs, for that matter.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

.... They're calling again...

by Vita81 4 weeks ago

well this one's js depressing.

by ElectronicBill 4 weeks ago

If either is true in a relationship yall should not be together.

by julian03 4 weeks ago

Women use sex to get love. Men use love to get sex. A dance as old as time immortal

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Gay dudes just bang

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Gay chicks, just love then. I'm jelly.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Actually lesbian couples have the highest % of domestic violence of any other relationship type. I was surprised when I found that out.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

It seems counter intuitive at first glance, but when you think about how cruel "mean girls" can be, it makes more sense.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Counter intuitive why? I would say that at first glance, we know how women discuss

by bschiller 4 weeks ago

Ah, so THAT'S why a lot of yuri stories have such an amazing romance

by Fit-Divide 4 weeks ago

Yep and it's suck ):

by fadelcolumbus 4 weeks ago

Time immemorial*

by gutkowskikendri 4 weeks ago

So it works. Each can provide the other with what they want.

by Delfina96 4 weeks ago

Only a fake version of what they want... Just like diamonds, the fake looks real and might fool a lot of people, but it will never be as valuable as the real thing.

by koelpinberry 4 weeks ago

not saying there aren't exceptions or anything as you say but OP is like 80% correct. the world is just kind of transactional and those moments of genuine authenticity in between are rare.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Orgasms are not worth faking a relationship surely. You ain't getting that time back dudes.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

I know a guy who has 4 girlfriends. Each girl thinks she's the only one.

by WatercressQuirky5818 4 weeks ago

« Im 14 and this is deep »

by reggie64 4 weeks ago

Rodney Dangerfield moment

by Unfair-Connection691 4 weeks ago

if women fake orgasms you are doing something incorrectly

by Previous_Priority112 4 weeks ago

This would have killed in the 80s

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Relationships fake men to orgasm women.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

"women can fake orgasms but men can fake loooooooove" - Bo burnham

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Any guy that does that is a moron. You can give yourself an orgasm anytime you want, and you'll probably do a better job of it than most women ever could. You can't really give yourself a relationship.

by Corrinemccullou 4 weeks ago

Women have relationships to have control. That's why the sex disappears!

by diegocronin 4 weeks ago

Kids neither have relationship nor orgasms, so they don't have to fake anything.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Are you a man who thinks everyone is like you?

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Take care of the orgasms and the relationships take care of themselves.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

I'll add my bit of positivity and hope for the girlies ❤️ My (23F) bf and I have been dating for two years and during that time he first waited to have sex with me until I was ready (almost four months of being official), and constantly puts my pleasure first even though I have severe chronic fatigue and can't give him a ton in bed. There are some good men out there ❤️

by Estrella01 4 weeks ago

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love!

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Sounds like an even trade, lol.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

by Candace62 4 weeks ago

Damn. That's a good one.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago