Obviously making same-sex marriage legal will soon make it legal for people to marry their dogs. Just like when women were allowed to vote, and then horses were given voting rights, or when we freed the slaves, we also had to free the hamsters, amirite?

+40 Obviously making same-sex marriage legal will soon make it legal for people to marry their dogs. Just like when women were allowed to vote, and then horses were given voting rights, or when we freed the slaves, we also had to free the hamsters, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Obviously too many people have never heard about sarcasm before.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Really? Why do you even care? It's not like your comment is going to make anyone change their mind, in fact it just makes people feel worse about themselves. Ever heard of cyber bullying? Well, what you've done with your post is considered cyber bullying, which can lead to suicide. And I just know that you'll make some witty comment about my post, and I really don't care. I just want you to be aware of what you're doing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(<3): Hahahahaha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(<3): LOL

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why are yall laughing at that guy??

by Anonymous 12 years ago

'Cause his logic is so funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(<3): http://myfacewhen.com/65/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He's obviously being sarcastic dumb asses! It sucks how the more clever a sarcastic post is, the less people get the sarcasm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law "Poe's Law is an axiom suggesting that it's difficult to distinguish between parodies of religious fundamentalism (or, more generally, parodies of any crackpot or extremist belief) and genuine proponents of religious fundamentalism, since they both seem equally insane. Conversely, real fundamentalism can easily be mistaken for a parody of fundamentalism."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah Poe's observation is sadly true. It's just a shame because this is one of the most clever posts I've seen on here and have told my family about it, yet it has a negative score.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It saddens me that this has a negative score

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't feed the troll.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As multiple people have said above, this is NOT a troll post but a post using heavy sarcasm.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You'd think people would get that it's being sarcastic to all the morons who claim once gays can get married that anybody will be allowed to marry whoever or whatever they want...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I really miss hamsters.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...Why are people taking this post seriously?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just about to ask this haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FUCK. YES. I find it funny that people don't see the sarcasm.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Too bad only few people can detect sarcasm online. I think this is flippin hilarious. FREE THE HAMSTERS! Who's with me!?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

its so horrible how they treat those poor things! HAMSTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought dog marrying became legal along with interracial marriage...does this mean I'm NOT really married to Sparky?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Holy shit, are people this dumb they couldn't tell it was a joke after horse voting rights?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't understand why this has a negative score.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't get it at first. It took me a second. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

same lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well you know, I think we should have the right to marry dogs. I LOVE SPOT AND NOTHING CAN STOP THAT!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did people seriously not get the sarcasm or did they just not find it funny? I thought this was pretty damn hilarious.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha one of the best posts as of late

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not only is this funny, but I think it has a really good point to it. Why is this post in the negative? ...Though to answer that, I suppose I'd first have to answer the long-debated question, 'Why are people so stupid?'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At first I was thinking that this person had to be fucking retarded, but then I looked at the poster and it was Simon. Then I noticed the sarcasm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My eight year old sister got the sarcasm. Fail, people.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Honestly, I kinda just said no way just so i could hear that fancy song. (;

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's hilarious that people think this is legit. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago