To save money on condoms, you just wrap duct tape around your penis, amirite?

Sometimes the duct tape is too far away so I just put a shot glass on the end

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I use Elmer's glue. You can fuck multiple times with only one coat!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OUCH

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like it rough, ladies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All of that just sounds painful! ... And unsafe ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unsafe? Well, I like babies anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I poured cement on mine. Protection for years.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Talk about getting hard!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A crisp (chip) bag and an elastic band works wonders.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You guys are nuts. I just use some tinfoil;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I often use an empty Mars Bar wrapper. I also eat the chocolate while fucking.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i use plastic wrap....or i make my bitch get on dat birth controllll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just cut my penis and fuck her with it as a dildo. No need for condoms . . . for life!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was in sixth grade, we were going through Worth The Wait and my best friend suggested this...later that year, this boy became my boyfriend XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uhm.... no.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i'm a girl and i just winced a little.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Best play it safe guys, & buy a condom. Some girls can get seriously pissed off at you for getting them pregnant. Cutting it off is not uncommon, but one girl in (I think Brazil?) emptied a tube of superglue down the eye of his penis. Surgery on that must have been……challenging.

by Anonymous 9 months ago