+366 Advice for drunk people, when a cop pulls you over and says, "Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" never, EVER say "Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did that when I was high. Then I ran away...into a tree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude facebook much?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Better advice for drunk people: NEVER, EVER fucking drive!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got pulled over once and the cop asked why my eyes were dilated and I told him because he was shinning a flash light in my eyes, and he just laughed and let me go!

by Anonymous 13 years ago