Santa isn't real, it's just me that delivers presents to the little boys and girls. Amirite?

+548 Santa isn't real, it's just me that delivers presents to the little boys and girls. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

By "presents" you mean heaping piles of assrape. You are one sick fuck, you know that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, presents AND assrape

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL Pedo_Bear <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, Pedo_Bear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This changes everything hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet you will be waiting all night just to see me this year, I'm putting you are the very naughty list for that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uhh.... I just beat up a homeless man and took candy from children and robbed a bank. I should be on the extremely naughty list now. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

is it me, or is this pedo bear thing getting to be a little much...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and there go my fond childhood christmas memories

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Please tell me I'm not the only one who read that as fondled?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lies!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey Santa! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hello. =)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Santa! What do you want for Christmas?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my god. Santa's on here too!?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why yes, I am!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh. Well, were you the one who dragged mud prints through the house last Christmas?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, that was me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks. You ruined my grandma's carpet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh Pedo_Bear, I love you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This explains SO MUCH.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No wonder small children love Christmas!

by Anonymous 13 years ago