+437 How come when your wife's pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy & say congratulations! But nobody rubs your balls and says good job, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because there isn't a baby growing in your balls

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but we did half the work!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HALF?!?! You made half the baby, you didn't do half the work

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow. okay try making a baby without sperm smart one. When i say half i mean, we gave the egg sperm. HALF

by Anonymous 13 years ago

exactly, you made half the baby but that doesn't count as half the work

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mhm.. well.. without us. There is no baby. No one would be congradulating her without us. So go jump in a spermless whole.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They congratulate you too, they just don't rub your balls

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they should. it feels nice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, it's your wife's friends rubbing her belly so do you want your friends rubbing your balls?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The guys dont really care. They just give you a hi five. But it would be nice if the woman just gave a little rub. i mean, how hard can it be? (no pun intended i promise)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But why should your wife's friends care more than to just congratulate you when your own friends barely do?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cause guys dont care. But women do...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But not about their friends husband

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a joke. Chill out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All you do is put sperm in us.(not saying it's not a big deal) but women have to carry the baby,be safe so you can have the baby ,and tke the baby out all by ourselves .. Not to mention stretchmarks...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you are retarded

by Anonymous 13 years ago

u just want your balls rubbed and u kno it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahaha i would just want some credit for the baby. But hey 2 birds with 1 stone...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yea, but at least u dont hav to give birth to it... if u were givin birth i bet it would b more like a hand job than just rubbin ur balls. haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

guys don't deserve to have their balls rubbed because they just get to have sex whereas the woman does the hard part (giving birth).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i feel that rubbing someones balls is a lot more inappropriate than rubbing a belly. it'd probably be frowned upon, actually ;P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha because our society made it that way.. it shoudnt be frowned upon. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So I can rub your balls then?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

go for it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well shit, I might as well just give you a handjob.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

y

by Anonymous 13 years ago

good job stealing from highdeas.com there buddy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what came from HIGHdeas?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this post was on highdeas like a month ago. http://highdeas.com/offbeat/Why_Is_It-39 this is one version of it. people have put like 6 versions of it on there

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well if you check the date. i posted this a LONG time ago. dont hate

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh I haven't been on there in a while.. Maybe he posted it on there? Probably not but maybe..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wouldn't them rubbing your balls and saying good job be more similar to them rubbing your wife's vagina and saying congratulations?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why the fuck is everyone so goddamn serious JUST RUB THE BALLS

by Anonymous 12 years ago