+856 "Are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back." Possibly the best breakup line ever, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hooray for double entendres!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is it bad that I thought this was funny :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol jk i get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No the best breakup line is "Is there a Dumpster on your forehead? Because you just got DUMPED!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Booooo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I'd say the best breakup line is "I'm trying this thing called speed-dating, and your time is up!" But this one is good too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm upset I posted this anonymous now -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would be too. :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This one is good but the best one is "I think my princess is in another castle." (lol im nerdy like that X3)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I prefer "I've got some good news, and some bad news. The bad news? I'm breaking up with you. But the good news is that you just saved 15% on your car insurance by switching to Geico."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri Martin!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hell yeah! Haha someone gets it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't even get it. lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow... that's sad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is for you ^^^ since I can't reply directly: Really? You must be such an ASS that you put your name as "You're stupid MaiAly", you anonymous wuss.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this was terribly funny!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmfao, now i get it. :) took me a while!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

though luck... nice post though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Here's a not-exactly-cheesy break-up line: "You're a blithering idiot, so I'll give this to you straight: FUCK OFF YOU STUPID BITCH."

by Anonymous 13 years ago