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I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
you can't get arrest if you commit suicide only if you attempt and fail
by Anonymous13 years ago
lawlz you cant get arrested, you'll be dead
by Anonymous13 years ago
Even if you don't succeed, you don't get arrested. So go ahead, I'll bring the popcorn.
by Anonymous13 years ago
umm you were going to kill the person anyway so that's a crime and suicide is not a crime. If you fail or get caught you'll just be put inside of a mental institute or something
by Anonymous13 years ago
So full of yourself dontcha think?
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's a joke... Gosh
by Anonymous13 years ago
haha this is hilarious? but whats up with the comments?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I know. this is really funny, take a joke guys.
by Anonymous13 years ago
suicide is a crime, but killing someone isnt? how's that make sense? but it was a funny post tho :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
Murder is also a crime, dumb arse. Besides, suicide isn't a crime if you succeed.
by Anonymous13 years ago
dur
its a joke, like haha funny
by Anonymous13 years ago
hahah this is hilarious
by Anonymous13 years ago
First I thought you didn't know the difference between sucude and murder then a lightbulb went off in my head and I thought: ooohhh okay! Hahaha
by Anonymous13 years ago
It is clever and yet stupid at the same time.
by Anonymous13 years ago
it's clever, don't over analyze it. just laugh.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Suicide is not a crime.
It's a sin is most faith but it definitely is NOT a crime.
And I mean even is the most remote redneck asshole states of the United states.
Get a grip on reality people.
by Anonymous13 years ago
(Félix C.): Actually its sorta funny... attempting suicide is a crime, so if you are gonna kill yourself and then dont... theyll be like you owe 5,000 dollars which motivates to do it
by Anonymous13 years ago
Actually, suicide IS a crime. Look it up.
by Anonymous13 years ago
uhh. I'm sure if you killed ANY person, it would be a crime..
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